Rankings
Hair (Amount of - Least to Most)
1.  Janson
2.  Guilford (excluding arm hair)
3.  Huebner
4.  Nam
5.  Dodson
6.  Seefried (excluding eyebrows)
7.  Prieto
8.  Maney
 9.  Hummel
 10.  Throckmorton
 11.  Paff
 12.  Rue
 13.  Garbers
 14.  Yang
 15.  Kinsman
 16.  Schwartz
 17.  Burke
 18.  Mulvaney
 19.  von Kreuter
 20.  Laraway
 21.  Atherton
 22.  Guilford (including arm hair)
 23.  Seefried (including eyebrows)
Memorial Day ’Stache Off
3.  Huebner
2.  Guilford *
1.  Burke
 
*  Guilford with one day's head start
Eyebrows
Huebner: 1
Everyone else: 2 (tie)
Worst Arm
Throckmorton
Everyone else (tie)
Injury Prone
1.  Huebner
2.  Yang
3.  Prieto
4.  Everyone else (tie)
Best Likeness to Cartoon Character
Schwartz - Droopy
Janson - Gargamel
Burke - Optimus Prime
Square Head
1.  Rue, Schwartz (tie)
2.  Seefried
3.  Everyone else (tie)
Words and Phrases that May Not Be Said at Headwaters
Après-Ski
"space" when referring to industry
On Holiday
Deck
leverage when pronounced "leeeverage"
"Dude" when uttered by anyone over 30
Smashing
Reigning Old Guys/Gals vs Young Guys/Gals Champions
Softball: Old Guys/Gals
Best Female Bowler
1.  Laraway
2.  Atherton
3.  Prieto
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